"HRW, Amnesty, the UN — they're all biased against Israel, so their reports don't count."
Their strongest version
The UN General Assembly's resolution count on Israel is genuinely lopsided; some UN bodies have credibility problems; and NGOs are staffed by humans with politics.
The response
Concede the strongest sliver — yes, the General Assembly resolution arithmetic is lopsided and makes an easy graphic. Then watch what the argument does: it doesn't rebut a single documented incident; it disqualifies every possible referee in advance. The same organizations being dismissed produced the reports on Xinjiang, Ukraine, Syria, and Sudan that the same critics cite approvingly — the bias only materializes when the subject changes. And the dismissal has to sweep widest exactly where it's weakest: B'Tselem, Breaking the Silence, Yesh Din, and Israeli scholars aren't foreign bodies with a UN grudge; they're Israelis documenting their own state. When the answer to every referee is that the referee is corrupt, that's not media criticism — it's an epistemology with one permitted conclusion. Bring it back to earth: pick any single documented incident and dispute it on evidence. That offer is almost never accepted.